Sa Chap Meh lorrrrr

hello everybadi
from today onwok, wa eh hokkien blog akan use rojak language + broken ingkulish hor

today is sa chap meh, sih beh meh o
so fast one year liao, hak tiok wa
sikirang kok raining, na kong banjir du cham *bong papan (touchwood lar,haha)

this year cin ngah bo cny mood
wa semalam dye hair liao, hari ini kok dye lagi
yin wei hor, dye bo hor lar, hahaha

later wa ai paint wa eh nail
liao du beh chai ai cho hamik, cin pin tua lar
kim meh ki riverside chiak steamboat, hurrayyyy
n then balik rumah tang pang pao

happy sa chap meh to you all o

Wahlao Ehhhhhhhhhhhh

apalar, sien lar, chiak sai lar
my chinese blog kenot go in, so?
30gb exceeded early of the month?
unbelieveable ble ble ble bleeeeeeeeeee

30gb is hoiiiiiiiiiii, who am i?
i am not phua chu come
i am not lau tek hua
i am not tom kus
i am not bill cake
then y 30gb oso can finish pakai?

feel like meh chao wah now
##%$&*^$@#%^^&

apatah lagi i just heng lui
RM250 per year ... $@#%^
i am not rich , ok?
my family dunno how to print money
i don have money tree
and ti kong never drop a single coin for me
can someone teach how to plant a money tree? hahahahhaha

suak lar, tomolo kenot go in again
i go kaaaaaaaaaaa boooooooooooommmmmm the hosting company

Happy Ar

Ka lu lang kong hor, wa sih beh happy now
wa ei brother kei jit leh 1.30pm du kao kuching liao
he balik for yi ei wedding on 7 dec hor
kan cheong ar, coz kok wu banyak barang ah boi buat, aiyoyo

Yi ei wedding kana wa ei wedding ahneh
tolong up and down, down and up
ah bo pien mah, yi si wa ei brother, the only brother
lu jeles ar? hahahahaha

Wa sekarang beh chai ai cho hamik
ki kun ho lar
siao eh, baru bangun 2 hours ago and sekarang kun lagi?
hahahahhaha -.-|||

522

hamik 522
5.22am lar, hahaha
5.22am beh si wa wake up liao, si wa ah boy kun
cham liao, tomolo sure kana panda bear
tapi now oredi panda bear, wahahaha

ok lar, sia song nia
wa ai ki kun liao
nite nite peng you
eh, salah, si morning peng you
lu lang ai ki chiak breakfast liao
wa ki dreaming liao

Sien Lar

tok huoi ar, on fire ar
wa reformat pc and then install msn
tiam tiam signing in
half hour later liao, stiu signing in
sih beh kanasai lar

an chua cho, haiz

download liao MSN 8.1
install liao, yi kong:
ki si lang ~

Red Bomb

when i back from dancing class (oi, hokkien blog lar )

ok ok, cha si lang lar

tadi wa tiao bu liao balik rumah, kua tiok:
eng eng liao, wa brother ei kahwin invitation card lai liao
ai cho kang liao, ai tolong yi xia mia
bo bian ar, wa ei handwriting siang sui liao, wahaha (sih beh hao lien)

tapi shi kang kok early lar, mian kin teo lar
jit jun ai cho ei du si iu chat
brother this morning ka dian wua ho wa, ka wa kong ai hamik color ei code
yi pang keng ei wall ai paint kio sek ka grey sek
liao curtain ai oh sek, chin weird hor
tapi wa feel very teck piet
ha mang kong kahwin ai ang ang ei?
got lar, chu lai ei lao lang keh lor
lucky hor, wa chu ei 'lao lang keh' (eng eng liao) chin hao seh lar, hahaha

lu bo believe wa? ho lu kua wa ka wa mummy ei telephone conversation:
mummy: chat ti si ai beh?
wa: keh kui na jit lar
mummy: ah how ka dian wa lai, ka wa kong ai hamik curtian ei color, lu guess hamik color, hahaha (lu kua, mak hahaha, sih beh hua hee ah neh)
wa: o sek lor
mummy: cheh, lu eh zai liao
wa: yi ka ho wa dulu ar, hahahaha, aiyerrrrrrrrr, oh sek o
mummy: jin kay si leh

ok, another contoh:
wa: mak, ah how kong yi ei photo liao liao kua beh tiok face, 10% kua tiok nia, hahaha
mummy: hamik kua beh tiok face?
wa: take hui hui, kana ka ki si model ah neh, hahaha, 10% wu face si take ho lu kua ei, hahaha
mummy: ok ar, wa du bo ang zhua, lu lang suka ang zhua du ang zhua
wa: oh, lu very fashion

lu kua , lu kua, ai ang zhua du ang zhua, this du shi wa ei ahmak lor, hahaha

ok, ho lu lang kua kahwin ei photo:

:: superman
aiyerrrrrrrrrr, climb ah neh guan, beh kia puak toh meh?
ka si wo ei brother xio kong yi si superman, hahaha

:: beh chia lo, wa buy ei
lu kua, wa ei brother wear sports shoes ar, kok wear o bak kia
then yi ei wife wear purple color ei panty horse
sih beh special hor

:: taxi
she: taxi, go pasar malam please
he: ok liang moi, sit ho ho, ok?

pin tua put many many kahwin pic
wa ei chinese blog kok ada chin cheh kahwin pic
go there see see lor

ai kun liao
5am liao, lu zai bo?
ma zai kok ai cha cha ki lai
ai ki post office ar

good morning peng you

Wa Ei Hokkien Blog

Eh, siao cha bo, chiak pa bo shu xia hokkien blog
wa mai wa ei english blog liao, thim jit pi
tapi chinese ei blog kok si wu la
hee leh chinese blog si wa ei main blog lai eh
mana eh sai ka yee kong byebye
wa bo ah neh pai xim

Kong si hokkien blog, tapi si rojak blog
because long zhong xia hokkien kua bo lar
mah campur campur ang mo ka malayu lor, eh sai bo?
eh sai lar, mai ah neh leh

ok, wa ai ki supper liao
wa ei try update xia che che mik kia lar
bye bye peng you